Before Getting Married
I love the way things are, so will marriage change anything? Is she gonna go bonkers while planning the wedding? Will she eventually look as MILF-hot (or troll-like) as her mom does? Can I handle her insane family for the rest of my life…and can she handle mine? Will she be a good mother? She may work now, but do I make enough money to support her and a family if I need to? Will I ever be able to spend time by myself again? Do I know I can count on her in a crisis? Can I be happy never having sex with another woman for the rest of...my...life?
Monday, May 4, 2009
Love Questions Every Guy Asks Himself
On a First Date
What's she like in bed? If I don’t get laid tonight, will this end early enough for me to meet up with friends? But...will I get laid tonight? Is that a superultrawünderbra or are her breasts that incredible? Does she think I’m funny? Do I tell her she has a piece of lettuce stuck in her teeth or do I hope it works itself loose before she looks in a mirror and completely freaks out? Does she always wear this much makeup? Are lulls in the conversation first-date awkwardness or a sign that she has nothing to say? Would doing this again be worth the time and money?
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